I can't be blamed anyhow. SMexy is like an unstoppable force of nature. He's like a level 5 hurricane of passion and carnal desire and you can either get squashed like an ant or hunker down with supplies and hope for the best. Trying to stop smexy is like trying to stand in front of a tidal wave and shout no and make it turn away with the sheer force of your will. In the end it's pretty sad to be an ant.
Lynn: But the force of nature doesn't draw its actions of the poor ant. Then posts them for the ant to see while standing behind it going 'I'm gonna do that to you'. Smexy: *Sucks on her neck* Lynn: *gasps*